A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: Why do Pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Happy Thanksgiving!
Well, for those of you in this part of the world who celebrate it--Happy Thanksgiving! I for one am very fond of this holiday. I have a friend who sent out some funny jokes about Thanksgiving, and here are a few of my favorites (thanks Wayne!):
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